Amusing Signs In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk. On the walls of a Baltimore estate:Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-- Sisters of Mercy In front of a church:Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. On a long established New Mexico dry cleaning store:Thirty-eight years on the same spot. In a hotel in Athens:Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a New York medical building:Mental Health Prevention Center