Amusing Signs
In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk.
On the walls of a Baltimore estate:Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-- Sisters of Mercy
In front of a church:Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
On a long established New Mexico dry cleaning store:Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
In a hotel in Athens:Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a New York medical building:Mental Health Prevention Center
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On a New York convalescent home:For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a clothing store:Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Swiss mountain inn:Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a New York restaurant:Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: